Broadway❦Crocker?


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Very confused by a lot of things, so consider this place under much deliberation and construction! Thanks for bearing with me, and my spazziness. ]
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broadwaystuck:

Jane and Jake: Have a duet

[ Oh hey look a recording thing! Umm, yeah, if you haven’t heard from Jake over there already, it was a thing we did around Valentine’s and such. Better late than never, right? Enjoy! ]



broadwaysignless:

broadwaykarkat:



I know I’m not the only person who was really really excited for this track. Working with Ryan is a really great experience and I am soooo lucky that I got to be Karkat alongside Ryan’s Signless. It would be a big fat lie if I said I didn’t basically flip out over the chance to…

FOR THIS WEEK’S SONG, A COLLABORATION I DID WITH MY SINGING DESCENDANT.  I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!



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broadwayzahhak:

Wow, I’m actually posting something in the middle of the week! I’m a bit excited about that fact. Anyways, here’s a quick parody of “Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf” entitled “Actual God Tier Gamzee Makara.” Big thanks to Pepsifree for the rewrite,  soselfimportant for the instrumental, and Broadwaycrocker for helping me find them! You guys are awesome!

Lyrics:

D—> You’re walking in the lab

D—> There’s no one around

D—> And your phone is dead

D—> Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> He’s ahead of you

D—> About 30 hands up

D—> He gets down on all hooves and breaks into a sprint

D—> He’s gaining on you

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> You’re 100king for your fetch modus but you’re all turned around

D—> He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s b100d on his face

D—> My god there’s blood everywhere

D—> Trotting for your life

D—> From Gamzee Makara

D—> He’s brandishing a bow

D—> It’s Gamzee Makara

D—> Lurking in the shadows

D—> God Tier Highb100d Gamzee Makara

D—> Living in the lab

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> Killing for sport

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> Kissing all the bodies

D—> Actual God Tier Gamzee Makara

D—> Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him

D—> But you’re hopelessly lost yourself

D—> Stranded with a murderer

D—> You creep silently through the lab

D—> Aha

D—> In the distance a small room with a light on

D—> Hope

D—> You moove STRONGLY toward it

D—> But your leg- ah

D—> It’s caught in an arrow

D—> Gnawing off your leg

D—> Quiet, quiet

D—> Limping to the room

D—> Quiet, quiet

D—> Now you’re in the doorway

D—> Sitting inside: Gamzee Makara

D—> Juggling a club

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> But he doesn’t hear you enter

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> You’re sneaking up behind him

D—> Strangling Highb100d Gamzee Makara

D—> Strifing for your life

D—> With Gamzee Makara

D—> Wrestling a bladekind

D—> From Gamzee Makara

D—> Stab him in his think pan

D—> Safe at last from Gamzee Makara

D—> You limp into the dark lab

D—> B100d oozing from your stump leg

D—> But you’ve won

D—> You have beaten

D—> Gamzee Makara

Tindeck: http://tindeck.com/listen/rehv

[ This turned out more amusing than I imagined it’d be— oh my goodness— ]




I was wondering if you all would be interested in something…

broadwayegbert:

Since I haven’t been able to really do too much recording I was wondering if you all would like it if I held a livestream where you guys could come in and request for me to sing songs as John or as myself or whatever! I thought that could be fun, and a good way to make up for not being able to do too many songs for you all. What do you think? o:



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broadwayegbert:

Happy Birthday by John Egbert


I figured I had to do something for 4/13 even if it is small and so I made you guys this thing! I hope you all enjoy it. Happy Homestuck Day and Happy Birthday to Mr. Egbert!

Now to go work on that song I’ll be bringing to you guys soon…

[ Bro, you are the best! (ノ◕ ∀◕)ノ]



parchife asked:
Thank you so much for "covering" the recipe for my Condesce's Red Velvet Cake of Imperial Worth. It totally made my night listening to that. Sadly Betty Crocker removed the recipe, but the fact that you read it and recorded it makes it better because we still have the recipe then. XD;; I had nothing saved from it, honestly. T) (anks for making my night, Jan-e! I kn--ew I could count on you. 38D ( BUT NOT R----EALLY 3>8( ) -"theBatterwitch" ♥

[ Woah wait that was you who posted up that recipe on the website? Lol, I laughed so hard when I first ran into it! I’m so glad to hear you enjoyed it. <3 A shame it was taken down though, that was a very amusing entry. And hehe, thank you for coming up with the recipe! x3 ]



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broadway-aradia:

never grow up (originally by taylor swift) - off-broadway aradia

okay paldghaf this is the most upsetting thing i’ve sung for this blog

the lyrics are not great and i messed up big time a few times please don’t pick on me

i just thought like wow omg what if aradia realized that her friends weren’t coming back to play

cover art pending!

download on tindeck!

lyrics:

my old friends lie beside each other

and its so quiet on the veil tonight

their eyes are closed and it looks just like theyre dreaming

but we cant pretend that everything is alright

from here it really is startling

just how much weve lost

were nearly through this game darling

but at what cost

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

they were still so little

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

used to be so simple

was it their own friends that hurt them

did they die of broken hearts

of one thing i am certain

now my friends wont ever grow up

wont ever grow up

i know theyre somewhere out there in the bubbles

but i cant pretend that theyre in neverland

cause in your dreams theres still pain and theres still trouble

believe me i understand

i hope that they find peace where they are

i hope they end up okay

and id give everything just to

have them beside me for one more day

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

they were still so little

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

used to be so simple

their mistakes came back and burned them

left the rest of us so scarred

cant describe how much i miss them

cant believe that they wont ever grow up

i took pictures in my mind of tavros smile

memorized what it sounded like when feferi laughed

i remember the chat logs i remember the small talk

and all of equius favorite songs

i just realized that all my friends

and all those things are gone

came back to life and found them fallen

there was so much i wanted to say

i tell vriska that i forgive her and

pray that theyll all be okay

i miss my friends so much

i miss my friends so much

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

they were still so little

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

used to be so simple

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

they were still so little

oh now my friends will never grow up

they wont ever grow up

used to be so simple

their mistakes came back and burned them

left the rest of us so scarred

now my friends wont ever grow up



broadwaysignless:

Defying Destiny by Ryan Hoyle 2

“Defying Destiny”
based on “Defying Gravity” from Wicked
sung by Off Broadway Signless

Signless:

SOMETHING HAS CHANGED WITHIN ME
SOMETHING IS NOT THE SAME
I’M THROUGH WITH PLAYING BY THE RULES
OF THAT FOUL MONARCH’S GAME
TOO LATE FOR SECOND…



SEND ME AN ASK AND I’LL RECORD MYSELF SAYING WHATEVER IT SAYS

redasatomato:

miketooch:

tempestuousgemini:

robotsquid:

bringerofbadpuns:

hikik0moe:

hey lets do this k

Nya and Kim made me do it 8U

Oh man this sounds terrifying but I’m bored so sure LET’S DO THIS

feel free to ask things that are completely ridiculous.

It might be a nice change of pace to actually record an ask without impersonating a Homestuck character.

8^y Let’s do this.

Well it is kind of late, but this looks like fun! Come at me bros? ovo

(Source: gumballtheprince, via broadway-aradia)